{"id":924,"date":"2009-07-21T22:15:30","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T05:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/?p=924"},"modified":"2009-12-29T13:41:12","modified_gmt":"2009-12-29T20:41:12","slug":"kaput-and-zosky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/kaput-and-zosky\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaput &#038; Z\u00c3\u00b6sky"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><i>Kaput &#038; Z\u00c3\u00b6sky<\/i><\/h3>\n<p><b>by Lewis Trondheim<\/b><br \/>\n[cover name=kaputandzosky]<\/p>\n<p>Kaput and Z\u00c3\u00b6sky are two aliens who are out to conquer the universe. Z\u00c3\u00b6sky is the schemer, willing to try just about any crazy idea to take over a planet. Kaput is the psycho who would rather just charge in, guns blazing. Really, though, they both enjoy killing people.<\/p>\n<p>Their problem is that they aren&#8217;t very good at being evil alien overlords. Usually, when they try to invade a planet, they lose. On the odd chance they win, the natives drive them out pretty quickly. Even when they find a planet that <em>lets<\/em> them take over, they find that they just don&#8217;t have what it takes to rule a world.<\/p>\n<p>[starratingmulti id=&#8221;1&#8243;]<\/p>\n<h3>Where to Find It<\/h3>\n<p>[librarylist]<\/p>\n<p>[linkplus name=&#8221;Kaput &#038; Z\u00c3\u00b6sky&#8221; url=&#8221;http:\/\/csul.iii.com\/record=b26289013~S0&#8243; cchasone=&#8221;some&#8221;]<br \/>\n[librarydate]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kaput &#038; Z\u00c3\u00b6sky <\/p>\n<p>by Lewis Trondheim [cover name=kaputandzosky]<\/p>\n<p>Kaput and Z\u00c3\u00b6sky are two aliens who are out to conquer the universe. Z\u00c3\u00b6sky is the schemer, willing to try just about any crazy idea to take over a planet. Kaput is the psycho who would rather just charge in, guns blazing. Really, though, they both enjoy [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[142,75,29,5],"tags":[61,105,13],"class_list":["post-924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-fiction","category-humor","category-science-fiction-fiction","tag-satire","tag-space","tag-war","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1010,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions\/1010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}