{"id":519,"date":"2009-06-28T23:54:07","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T06:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/?p=519"},"modified":"2009-12-24T18:19:51","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T01:19:51","slug":"nighthogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/nighthogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Nighthogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><i>Nighthogs: a Pearls Before Swine Collection<\/i><\/h3>\n<p><b>by <a href=\"http:\/\/stephanpastis.wordpress.com\/\">Stephan Pastis<\/a><\/b><br \/>\n[cover name=nighthogs]<\/p>\n<p><i>Pearls Before Swine<\/i> is one of my favorite comic strips. <i>Pearls Before Swine<\/i> is about the adventures of anthropomorphic (human-like) animals; the primary characters are Rat, Pig, Zebra, and Goat. Rat is dishonest and cynical. Pig is&#8230; special. But he&#8217;s happy, too. Zebra is always trying to help out his relatives who live in the wild, but they always get eaten by lions. Goat is the smart one, so naturally he doesn&#8217;t like interacting with the others.<\/p>\n<p>There are a bunch of minor characters, too. Guard Duck is a paranoid duck whose first plan for any situation involves a rocket launcher. Unfortunately, he seems to own a lot of rockets. Snuffles is a cat who divides his time between looking cute and committing all kinds of serious crimes. A whole bunch of crocodiles live next door to Zebra. They would really love to catch and eat him, but they are far too stupid to be a threat (to him, at least). Stephan Pastis, the writer, shows up in the comic strip from time to time. Many of the other characters hate him.<\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of features that may attract or repel you. First, there are a lot of death jokes. If crocodiles show up in a comic strip, odds are that at least one of them will get killed. Some strips start off like &#8220;So X died yesterday.&#8221; We&#8217;ve never met X, but he\/she had to die to set up the joke that&#8217;s coming. Also, there&#8217;s cannibalism. Half the time, when Pig goes to a restaurant, he orders a ham sandwich or a BLT or something else with pork in it. Yeah, Pig&#8217;s special.<\/p>\n<p>Second, Stephan Pastis loves puns, and he goes out of his way to work them in. Sometimes a Sunday comic, one of the really long ones, is nothing but preparation for a single pun. I don&#8217;t think the puns themselves are always very funny, even for puns, but I really have to laugh at the massive amount of effort he put into setting it up<\/p>\n<p>If you want to see what the comic strip is like, it runs in several Contra Costa newspapers, or you can <a href=\"http:\/\/comics.com\/pearls_before_swine\/\">read it online<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[starratingmulti id=&#8221;1&#8243;]<\/p>\n<h3>Where to Find It<\/h3>\n<p>[librarylist]<br \/>\n[librarydate]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nighthogs: a Pearls Before Swine Collection <\/p>\n<p>by Stephan Pastis [cover name=nighthogs]<\/p>\n<p>Pearls Before Swine is one of my favorite comic strips. Pearls Before Swine is about the adventures of anthropomorphic (human-like) animals; the primary characters are Rat, Pig, Zebra, and Goat. Rat is dishonest and cynical. Pig is&#8230; special. But he&#8217;s happy, too. Zebra is [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[142,29],"tags":[52,25,55,102,31],"class_list":["post-519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-humor","tag-collections","tag-friendship","tag-funny","tag-morbid","tag-surreal","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=519"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":521,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/519\/revisions\/521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clintryan.com\/reading\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}